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Darwin Award

Jun 11, 2008
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Steel is valuable...

2008 Reader Submission
Pending Acceptance
Darwin says, "Accepted into the Archive."
ORIGINAL SUBMISSION:
...especially the one used in cables. The scrap metal dealers do not ask too many questions and pay in cash.

A good supply of old and even new cables can be found in elevator shafts. This particular shaft was located in an old, empty, grainery near Zatec, about 40 miles north-west from Prague.

The cable was, however, tightly fastened and the other end of it was disappearing somewhere in the shadows near the top of the shaft. After a substantial effort with the hacksaw the man finally cut the one end loose. At than instant, the counterbalance started to move silently down and accelerating until it reached the bottom of the shaft resulting in an instant death with a proud nomination for the Darwin Award.

R.I.P.

zpravny.idnez.cz

Submitted on 03/08/2008

Submitted by: Knize Ignor
Reference: iDnes, March 8, 2008

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Jeff Dunham & Walter

Jun 4, 2008
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Jeff Dunham & Walter

Love, love, love Jeff Dunham. It doesn't matter what sort of funk I've gotten myself into, he makes me laugh. All my favorite "Walter" bits happen in the first five minutes of this clip. Happy viewing!

Hump Day Fun Time Jokes

May 21, 2008
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If you pull the wings off of a fly, does it become a walk?

Q. If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom....What are you WHILE you are in the bathroom?

A. EUROPEAN... of course!